More tranny stories later!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
