dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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