does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Randomize
