Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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