so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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