what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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