party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
