She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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