Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
my liver is dry heaving
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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