this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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