Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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