That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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