I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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