I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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