just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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