five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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