Where is the hickey?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize