3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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