mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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