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You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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