I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I had to cum in my sink.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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