so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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