But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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