She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize