you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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