She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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