also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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