We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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