your room smells of hookers.
And success
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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