she was so not down for the gang bang
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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