i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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