I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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