Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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