It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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