Please, let me fuck your mom
It's just like the Real World with babies
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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