it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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