Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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