just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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