What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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