Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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