That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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