i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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