so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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