My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
