My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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