I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Please don't give away my fajitas
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