so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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