girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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