I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can I color on your dick again?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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