I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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