do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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