after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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