You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
God I need to hump something, right now.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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