S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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